1. Notes: 46 / 4 months ago  from lebanesepoppyseed (originally from lebanesepoppyseed)

   “Driven Snow” Tears Donation Bank

   lebanesepoppyseed:

   depressingfacts:

   lebanesepoppyseed:

   Have you considered donating your tears for the poor genocidal devices & machines (such as the Oppress-Crackatron3000) and uppity black bitch witches that need them desperately to oppressively function on a day to day basis?

   If so, you’ve come to the right place!

   • You must be white to donate
   • When you enter you will have to sign some release forms and write your self-important white savior reasons for wanting to donate
   • Usage of words and terms like “uppity”, “exotic”, “that was like over 400 years ago” and “those people” are highly encouraged
   • The receptionist will then give you vials to fill
   • There will be a private room with some magazines of pictures of oppressed Muslim women in hijab and poor starving African children, Ashley Judd’s biography, and hippity hop mixtapes playing in the background
   • That should get the tears flowing

   Please come again!

   • Nurses will come and yell CRACKA and HONKEY at you continuously
   • They will also tell you Ron Paul is not the messiah.
   • Also, the use of the word “colored/coloured” is encouraged.

   Other suggested whiteisms to include in your essay

   • “But I’m poor!”
   • “If I can’t say it, they can’t say it”
   • “I don’t see color”
   • “I have black friends”
   • “But I’m queer!”

   VIP room for including “Everyone can and should be vegan”. 

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       We also provide free drinks (for the nurses) for either of the following : “As a white otherkin, I’m just as oppressed...

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       I will also be accepting donations

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       Shit just got taken to a new level

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       VIP room for including “Everyone can and should be vegan”.

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